God creates Adam and it was good. After some time God realizes Adam needs a companion and says to him, "Adam, I have decided to give you a companion. I will give you a woman who will love you and live to please you. She will be intelligent, witty, and above all beautiful. She will cook your meals, w...
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Adam said unto the lord...
‘This garden of Eden you have provided, it has endless beauty and boundless supplies of nuts and berries. But I’ve no one to share it with oh lord.’
The lord was a pretty sharp dude and said unto Adam...
‘Actually I’ve been thinking about that very problem. I can see that you are ...
Adam and God
Adam was walking through the garden of Eden, observing all the many animals God had created. He noticed that every creature had a companion, a perfect match, except for himself. Feeling lonely he finally decided to talk to God:
\- Lord, I see that you have created a companion for every creatu...
How Scotland was created...
At the beginning of time God was discussing the creation of the world with the angel Gabriel. Leaning back in his golden throne, he told him of his plans for Scotland.
"Gabriel," said god "I am going to give Scotland towering mountains and magnificent glens resplendent with purple Heather. Re...
Reading the horoscope.
Reading the horoscope that her favorite female magazine publishes, a lady said in a sorry tone to her husband:
- Oh! This is stupid! This is stupid!
- What is it?
- If you were born only a day earlier, you would be intelligent, brave and passionate.
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