The Bible and the Quran tell us to love each other
The Kamasutra is more specific.
Two melons are sitting in a field, talking about how much they love each other...
The first melon talks about how it wants a great big wedding, and how all their fruit and vegetable friends will be there to celebrate. The other melon wants them to run away together and have a 4-H judge do a quick ceremony. They argue passionately back and forth, when exasperated the second melon ...
What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?
A young whale asks his dad where he came from.
Father: “When a mommy whale and a daddy whale love each other very much they make a baby whale.”
Son: “Thanks, dad!”
Father: “You’re whale cum, son!”
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"Dad, what does 'gays' mean?"
Me: You know how mum and dad love each other? Well, two men can love each other the same way.
Daughter: So what is 'penetrating gays'?
Me: Er.. read me the whole sentence.
Her: "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze."