Why are chefs good lovers?

Because they understand the pan needs to be hot before putting their meat in

Why Do Accountants Make Good Lovers?

They’re great with figures.

Why was 5 a good lover?

Because he waited 4 3 2 come 1st.


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Follow up:

Q: "Funny. But really, how good was the 6 4 5?"
A: "Just average, but the 6 was only a 5 4 3 2."

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Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

My father in law just told me this joke

"Well, you know what they say about balding. If you go bald in the front, you're a good thinker. If you go bald in the back, you're a good lover. If you go bald everywhere, you think you're a good lover."

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