I used to live in the hood

It was pretty spacious for a small car

An American Indian chief took three wives...

To the first, he gave a buffalo hide. To the second, he gave a deer hide. But for the third, his favorite, he sent a brave far away, across land and water, to retrieve the rare and highly coveted hide of the hippopotamus.

Within a year, the first two squaws had each borne the Indian chief a s...

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The butcher

Once there was a man in a small town who decided that he wanted to be a butcher, so he bought a small store and started his own butcher shop. It was a very modest store, consisting of only a couple display cabinets, a meat grinder, and a few shelves in the refrigerator. This man quickly became known...

Why did the cops arrest the big empty room?

It was so spacious.

A Blind Man Goes For A Holiday

A blind man goes for a holiday in Texas. He took a taxi from the airport to his hotel. He could sense that the taxi was very big and spacious. He said to the driver, "Wow, you have a big taxi!" The driver replied, "Yes, everything is big in Texas."

When he reached the hotel, he could feel tha...

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