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I don't get the appeal of school shooter jokes.

I guess they're aimed at a younger audience.

School shooters

I just dont like school shooting jokes i dont know why.

Mabey its just because they're aimed at kids

I deserve an award for beating up a school shooter...

I beat him up every day for nearly a year before he shot up the school.

School Shooters are like fishermen

They both pick off living things in schools

We should rename school shooters

Start calling em "PEW-pils"

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Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

What would happen if we took all possible school shooters and put them in one school?

Literally Fortnite

School shooters have a huge problem: They will miss their classmates.

One way or the other.

A high schooled student becomes a national hero after taking down a school shooter

But was expelled because of the schools zero tolerance policy

A school shooter is gunning down his classmates when he sees his ex-girlfriend. Why didn't he kill her?

He missed her.

Netflix is producing a documentary about the end of BlockBuster....

Thats like if the school shooters produced "Bowling for Columbine"

What do you call a Kid that stands up to his Bullies?

School shooter.

What's the difference between a cold nose and that weird white kid in your class?

One's a cool hooter, the other is a school shooter

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