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You know what they say about women and politics?

Righty tighty, lefty loosey

A wife was struggling opening a water bottle and asked the husband for help, "Are you turning the cap right?" He asked. "Of course!" she said.

She doesn't understand Lefty is loosey and Righty is tighty

Never date a left-handed woman. You know what they say...

Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey

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