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Itty Jokes

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I tried donating to the itty-bitty committee...

But they don't really need the support

A family of moles on an early breakfast morning.

The big ol papa mole raises his head up out of the hole and smells the air then says "i smell pancakes!"

Then the big ol mama mole sticks her head up out of the hole, smells the air, and says "i smell pancakes!"

Then itty bitty lil ol baby mole wiggles up between big ol papa mole and b...

Did you hear about 50 Cent's clever new song about the small, detail-oriented urban cat?

They're calling it "Fiddy's witty itty bitty nitty gritty city kitty ditty".

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Hitler would be a bad genie.

Because despite having unlimited power, he can't handle itty bitty living space.

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Why was the flat-chested college senior so well respected?

Because she was the head of the Itty-Bitty--Committee.
(their influence and power knows no mounds)

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How Does Baby Hitler Tie His Shoes?

With itty-bitty knotsies
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