It is said that the Sheiks in Dubai do not approve of the Flintstones.
But those in Abu Dhabi do.
Rabbi, priest, and a sheik find a bag of $ on the ground while on a walk together
They all agree money needs to go to god but how much?
The priest draws a circle on the ground and declares anything that falls into the circle goes to god the rest outside the circle they split and keep.
The sheik disagrees, he believes it should be reverse, in the circle means they ke...
An American, a German and a Chinese got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia
So for the terrible crime, they were all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping .."
The German was first in lin...
A man named Martin is lost in the desert and came upon an oasis.
Upon stumbling into camp and drinking hastily from the well, the sheik of the oasis steps out of the largest tent and orders his guards to arrest him. The sheik explains that Martin has drunk from the precious little water left to the oasis and can either fight to the death with the sheik or dig and...
Her Weight in Gold
An Arab sheik says to an American tourist. “Mr. Smith, your wife, she is beautiful. I have to have her. I will trade you her weight in gold.”
Mr. Smith says, “Give a few days.”
The sheik asks, “To think it over?”
Mr. Smith says, “Hell, no. To fatten her up!”
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An Australian, an American and a New Zealander are enjoying some beer in Saudi Arabia.
...even though it is against the law to drink alcohol there. They are captured by the Sheik and are sentenced to death, until his wife runs up to him and whispers something in his ear. She glances to the New Zealander, and whispers some more.
The sheik steps forward and announces: "Because it...
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