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Alpha Male Jokes

[OC] Everyone talks about being an "Alpha Male"...

I definitely consider myself a Beta male, lots of fun features, but I don't always work correctly...

Guys who call themselves "alpha males" stand true to their name.

They have the lowest rate of penetration.

You always hear about alpha males and beta males, but I'd prefer to be a gamma male

They have a higher rate of penetration...

What do you call a male Oyster?

A Boyster.

What do you call an Alpha male Oyster?

Boysterous.

What do you call an Oyster who lives in a society?

The Joyster.

The Invisible Man...

...was the real Alpha Male
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