You always hear about alpha males and beta males, but I'd prefer to be a gamma male

They have a higher rate of penetration...

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I went to visit my friend last week

We were rambling on about our favorite video games and movies when, out of the blue, he asks,“have you ever walked in on someone having sex?”

With slight confusion, I answer,“yes”

“Who was it?”, he then asks, surprised

“My girlfriend, who I’ve been friends with for over a year”<...

The Invisible Man...

...was the real Alpha Male

My wife Mei said to me, "You just rike Trump."

"Confident? An alpha male?" I said.
She shook her head.
"Real-estate savvy? A canny businessman?"
She looked at the floor and sighed.
"Proud father of - "
"No Steve!" She said, slamming the knife down on the counter. "Both roose erection!"

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