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Road Worker Jokes

I never wanted to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker

But when I got home, all the signs were there

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Two Road Workers

Two road workers have just finished up for the day, when suddenly one of the men stretches his leg out and stomps down on a snail, crushing it completely.

"What the hell did you do that for?!" asked his perplexed co-worker.

"Because that bastard has been following me around all day!"

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An english man visits Scotland

The English man checks into his room at the inn and fancies a drink after the travel. He decides to go the pub.

At the pub he goes and sits at the bar next to an old Scot and orders a pint.

The old man looks at him and says, 'ye see that road over there? Build it with me own hands but...

A reporter is standing at the edge of a cliff contemplating suicide[Long]

a reporter in a small town is standing on the edge of a cliff contemplating suicide when as he is about to jump a road worker approaches him and asks "Are you going to jump?" The reporter replies "yep, there hasn't been a story in this town for years and I'm tired of it." The road worker thinks for ...

Iā€™m very successful but I have my humble upbringing to thank

For example my father was just a blue collar road worker...but he really paved the way

21 One-Liners

1. I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves.

2. I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.

3. My girlfriend started smoking, so I slowed down and applied Lubricant.



4. Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.

5. I ...

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