Retirement Savings Jokes

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the ; “How much do you charge?”

“It starts at $500 for a ,” replies the .

“$500 dollars? For a ?” says the guy “No h... read more

Michael and John, who have been best friends since high school, have just spent the last of their retirement savings on a trip to Hawaii.

They check into their hotel and are furious when they find out that the lifts wont be working for another month and that their room is located on the 90th ... read more