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Reproductive Organ Jokes

I was auditioning for a play today, and the director yelled at me. He said my acting reminded him of a female reproductive organ! Needless to say I stormed off…

But after I thought about it, I went back. I had to apologize for ovary acting.

I wanted to study about the reproductive organs of flowers

... until I learned there was a stigma attached

Are male and female reproductive organs similar?

No. There’s a vas deferens.

My SO has both reproductive organs

It's really the hole package.

What does school and the male reproductive organ have in common?

Most of the time it's hard and long - unless you're Asian.

TIL that spiders reproductive organs are found in their front arms.

Spider-Man.

How do reproductive organs handle fragile things?

Genitally

Q: What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A: A reproductive organ.

A girl gets home from school and is greetrd by her mother

Mom: "What'd you do in school today?"

Daughter: "We learned all about the male reproductive organs"

Mom: "Oh, and what else?"

Daughter: "Well then we watched as the police came and took Mr. Brown away"

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Oh deer

Q: What do you call a blind deer?

A: No eye deer

Q:What do you call a blind deer with no legs?

A: Still no eye deer

Q: What do you call a blind deer with no eyes, no legs, and no reproductive organs?

A: Still no fucking eye deer

Xerox and Wurlitzer are going to merge...

They're going to market reproductive organs.

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One day in Biology Class...

The teacher was teaching a lesson on human reproductive organs. As a fun fact, she told the class that there was sugar present in semen.

One girl raised her hand and asked, "Then why does semen taste salty?"

Realising what she had said, her face turned bright red. She put her head down...

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