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Christened Jokes

A Scottish couple, were getting their child christened

Halfway through, The minister glances at the father and says, 'Your daughter's name?'

The father whispered, “Spindona.”The minister thought the name a bit odd, but he went ahead and christened the baby Spindona.

As he did so, baby's mother burst into tears and the father furiously ...

My Devil worshipping brother just got a new row boat...

He christened it Sail Hatin'

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Don't Worry. The Tides Will Take Care of It.

Upon learning that the captain of the freighter that blocked the Suez Canal was ambivalent about the mess he created, the ship has been re-christened as the *No Fucks Ever Given.*

A boat full of realtors was hit by a rogue wave

The boat, which they had christened "Million Dollar" had taken on quite a lot of water. The panicked realtors hurriedly bailed water using any objects they could find.

They were desperate to hold on to their boat, so they radioed for help: 'million dollar - listing'.

Some pig!

I'm new here so I apologize if someone else has shared this one before, but here goes.

A couple have their pastor over for dinner on Sunday. He christened their baby a few months before, so they wanted to thank him with a nice dinner.

As they're finishing up, a pig with three legs walk...

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Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma

Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma.

After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant; frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy ...

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