Out Of Touch Jokes - 7 Hilarious Out Of Touch Jokes

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Ugh, my boss is so out of touch. Apparently, as of of today, I’m no longer allowed to breastfeed in the office.

He said “Look, I know that the world is becoming more accepting of these kinds of things, but Steve you’re fucking 36”

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Kids think us elders are so out of touch.

Kids think us elders are so out of touch.

My daughter walked in on me flossing.

"Dad. What are you doing? That's not cool"

"This is the easiest way for me to dry the bit between balls and my asshole,"

My girlfriend left me because I'm 'out of touch'... whatever that means.

She's yet to reply to my apologetic MSN messages.

What do you say to an out of touch seamstress who refuses to modernize their operation?

Ok Loomer

A Gen Z kid and a boomer walk into a bar

They sit down and the Gen Z kid orders from the gluten free vegan menu and the boomer orders a T-Bone steak.

They start chatting and the Gen Z kid says that social justice issues are the biggest problem facing the world, and that the white supremacist patriarchy is a plague on society. ...

Did you hear about the blind amputee who realized Braille wasn't for him?

He just wasn't feeling it.

But seriously, he was just out of touch.

I took my Grandfather to see the Impractical Jokers stand-up show.

Halfway through the show he turned to me and said, "Maybe I'm just out of touch but this show could be so much better. Sal, Joe, and Q aren't bad, but Murr just makes me want to scream."

So I said, "Ok. Boo Murr."

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