Rap Battle Jokes - 8 Hilarious Rap Battle Jokes

I once got in a rap battle with a peanut.

He was roasted.

How do you beat a diabetic rapper in a rap battle

Candy Bars

Rap Battle

Hey, can you pick me up from my rap battle?, It's over.

Sure, did you win?

No..no, I lost

What went wrong?

Well grandma, they saw you drop me off and did a pretty devastating rhyme about it.

What do you call a rap battle event between lizards?

A reptile diss function.

What’s different about rap battles and American schools?

People usually don’t cry at rap battles when there’s shots fired.

Why did the pre-pubescent dragon lose the rap battle?

He couldn't yet spit hot fire

In and Out and Whataburger should have a rap battle

Because they have real beef.

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One man he is rapper

He go to rap battle

He say to he enemy: i will make sick rap now

So what he do: he pull out chicken and salad and he put all in burrito bread and he roll and he say: here this wrap it is very tasty: eat it!!

He enemy: oh yes, this taste really good, it is a sick wrap!

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