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They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles.

Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?

I had a flat on the highway and walked 8 miles into town to the auto shop. The mechanic towed my car, fixed my tire and gave me a great deal on a new muffler.

Now I’m tired and exhausted.

Eminem's "8 Mile" wasn't very well received in Canada

I guess the title "12.8748 Kilometer" just isn't as catchy.

I can't believe someone in Australia is remaking Eminem's movie '8 Mile'

They're calling it 12.8748km

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What did Eminem say when asked why he wanted his movie to be called 8 Mile?

"I hate the metric system so much, seriously, fuck K/m"

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