Mc Hammer Jokes - 9 Hilarious Mc Hammer Jokes

I was lucky enough to be invited to MC Hammer's house recently.

Although, it was actually kind of boring, since he kept saying I wasn't allowed to touch anything.

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MC Hammer was constipated.

Apparently he was 2 legit 2 shit

Inspired by my 7 year old, who asked permission to use a mommy/daddy word.

What do antimatter and MC Hammer have in common?

Can’t touch this

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Why couldn't MC Hammer's team of lawyers get him off the hook?

The charges were too legit to acquit.

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I went to a party last weekend at MC Hammer's house, but it wasn't very enjoyable though...

...he kept getting really paranoid about people touching things...

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The worst thing about living next door to MC Hammer is the constant DIY noise.

I shouted 'Stop!' but if anything that made it worse.

(Gary Delaney)

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Who is an auctioneer's favorite rapper?

MC Hammer

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Favorite Leno Joke

The economy is so bad, Mc Hammer said, "For five dollars U Can Touch This."

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Who was Lenin’s favorite hip-hop artist?

MC Hammer & Sickle

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