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Flash Mob Jokes

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A flash mob appears outside a police station, a man has killed 11 people!

A policeman hears a lot of noise coming from Infront of the station so he struts outside to check all the hastle. When he exits the door, an aggressive mob outside is screaming and shouting while pushing a person into the cops body.

"Alright, alright, what's going on here then?"

"Offic...

I used to be really good at flash mobs

But then my 5 year old stopped inviting me to her dance rehearsals.

What do you call 100 perverts in a park?

A Flash Mob!

*EDIT* Set-up should have been "What do you call 100 perverts in trenchcoats?"

Yesterday I started singing and dancing by myself at the food court

That's how I learned that flash mobs are planned ahead of time.

If the Mafia took over the Paparazzi

it would be a flash mob.

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