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Ralphie Jokes

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Little Ralphie

Little Ralphie sat on a park bench and pulled out a candy bar. Soon an older gentleman also sat on the bench and began to read his paper. He couldn't help but notice that Ralphie kept eating candy bars. No sooner did he finish with one than he got another and scarfed it down. He had put away fiv...

If I had to guess which of my friends might have a heart attack...

... I think Ralphie may.

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