I believe that if someone makes you calamari, you should make them calamari in return.

You know, squid pro quo.

I’ll tell you what quid pro quo means...

But you have to give me something first.

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

Thank you President Trump..

..for improving my vocabulary. I would have never known the meaning of sedition, insurrection, quid pro quo, colluding, etc without you!

What do you call a deal brokered by a cephalopod?

Squid-pro-quo.

A restaurant owner offered me a free calamari appetizer if I gave him a good review on Yelp

It was squid pro quo.

What do you call it when a certain aquatic animal with eight arms agrees not to ink you as long as you promise not to harpoon him?

That's a squid pro quo

What do you call it when a fisherman gives a cephalopod in exchange for information on his rival fishermen?

A Squid-Pro-Quo

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If there is one thing that democrats and republicans can agree on during this impeachment hearing...

...it's that "quid pro quo" is really fucking fun to say!

What was said of the eight-armed cephalopresident when he said he would 'make deliverable' investigations of his political opponents?

\-Squid pro quo.

A favor for a neighbor is a good deed.

A favor for a favor is quid pro quo.

A favor for SpongeBob's neighbor is squid pro quo.

What do you call trading one joke for another?

Quip pro quo

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