50% of being a lawyer is the ability to use latin phrases that people don't understand
the other 50% is *ad hoc ergo propter hoc*
an old joke told to me at school by my Latin teacher:
A man goes into a restaurant and orders dinner, then the wine waiter comes over. "I'd like a bottle of Hock please" "I beg you pardon, sir?" "I said a bottle of Hock, you know, as in hic haec hoc" "Very good sir" The man eats his meal, but the wine never arrives, so he called the wine...
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