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Quivers Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and quivers?

A nervous wreck!!

A man suddenly appeared at the gates of Hell… (Story Joke)

He looked up to see the Devil sitting at a chair.

“Hello my friend,” The Devil said kindly, “How are you this fine eternity?”

“A bit confused,” the man replied, “I didn’t realise that I was dead.”

“I understand,” the Devil said sympathetically, “Why don’t you tell me how you go...

Blonde Orders Hot and Spicy Soup

Blonde walks into a restaurant and tells the waiter he wants to order a spicy chicken noodle soup. Minutes later the waiter returns with hot and spicy chicken soup. Blonde sips the soup and quivers complaining the soup is way too hot and spicy and wanted to return it. The waiter takes the soup bac...

What does an arrow do when it’s excited?

It quivers

How can you tell if an arrow is nervous?

See if it quivers.

One of my friends is scared of seeing a bow and arrows.

He always quivers in fear around them.

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Oral After Night Shift

Husband comes home after working night shift and decides to wake his wife by giving her oral sex. He gently lifts the doona and slowly crawls up to her fanny, spreads her legs and licks her until she quivers and cums all over his face. He goes to the bathroom to clean up and finds his wife in there ...

A frisky couple are speeding down the highway one day...

The girl takes off all of her clothes and throws them into the backseat. Just as things are getting heated, the guy loses control of his car and they roll over into the ditch. Dazed and bruised, the girl crawls out of the shattered window, and limps around to her boyfriend's side of the car.

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My take on a shaggy dog story

A man walks into a bar, orders a pint and sees a sign pinned up above the till - “talking cat, going cheap.”

He calls the barman over and asks him what the deal with the cat is and can he have a look at it. The man shrugs, goes into the back and returns with a mangy old Tom cat.

“Here ...

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