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Shell Shock Jokes

A man took his big dog to the vets for a check up. The vet checked the dog over, then picked him up, and said “yep, he’s got a cyst on his bum. I’m going to have to put him down”. The guy looked shell shocked “you’re putting him down because of a cyst!?”

“Err, no” said the vet “he’s really heavy”

A Chinese man came to India

He took a taxi at the airport.

On his way by seeing a bus he told the taxi driver that in India buses run very slow. In China buses run very fast.

After sometime, he came near a railway bridge and saw a train passing over the bridge. Then the Chinese guy told the driver that the trains...

Most children love the beach, but I had a traumatic experience there as a child.

Even after I grew up, the very thought of going to the beach would make me cry in terror.

But the beach is a really romantic place to hang out, so my girlfriend brought me to the psychiatrist to diagnose and treat me.

"You have a very serious condition," the psychiatrist said, his eyes...

A sodium atom undergoes a vigorous reaction with flourine...

How do you feel?" Asks the fluoride ion.

"Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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