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Police Dogs Jokes

In America police dogs are K9

In China they are E10.

How do police dogs save up for retirement?

A 401-K9

Do you know why police dogs are called the K-9?

Because if it were called the K-10, they would be police cats

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Why dogs sniff each other's bottoms

A long time ago, dogs used to have detachable bottoms. The polite thing to do when they went places was to remove their bottom and hang it up on a hook. Kind of like a hat on a hat-rack.



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