What did the monster eat right after their teeth cleaning?

The dentist.

A man, crying in pain, complains to the dentist “It feels like my left jaw is possessed by the devil!”

“Oh! Then eat right and exorcise”

I got addicted to eating deli meat right out of the refrigerator...

But I decided to quit cold turkey.

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