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If you run behind a car you will get exhausted...

But if you run infront of a car you will get tired

I did not get exhausted walking up that flight of stairs!

The air is just thinner up here is all.

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An old rich Corsican is about to die

According to the tradition, the most lazy son inherits all wealth
"Come here, Paul", morigan says
The eldest one comes to him
"Yes, father"
"Imagine you see 500 francs and the wind blows it away. What will you do?"
"I won't do nothing. Why should I tire if there's no need?"
"Good b...

Normally Iโ€™d never be one for a threesome.

But when my best friend asked to join him and this really hot girl, I had to. Because Iโ€™m a really good friend and all. So we go over to his place and get after it, and we had been going for a while and I was starting to get exhausted.


Then I asked โ€œWhen is the girl showing up?โ€

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