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Loose Weight Jokes

What’s the best way to loose weight fast?

Drop your wallet in England, up to hundreds of pounds gone in seconds

The only way to loose weight from green tea is that

You pick it from the mountains yourself

Frank went to the gym

As he wants to loose weight to get a girlfriend.

The receptionist gave him some promotion pack options of “lose 1kg guaranteed”, “lose 3 kg guaranteed”, “lose 5kg guaranteed” and “lose 10kg guaranteed”. However you must do 1 then 3 then 5 then 10.

He accepted the offer and the receptio...
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