A little girl came home from sunday school and told her dad, "Daddy, the priest made me do something naughty today"
"WHAT??? WHAT HAPPENED???", he bellowed.
"Well, he took me back to his room and told me to take off my dress" said the girl.
"AND THEN WHAT??", he asked, his face turning purple.
"He took off his robe"
"HE DID WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT?", he demanded, starting to bre...
A man wins the lottery...
[*I heard this joke for the first time as a 13 year old at a family party. So imagine my mild mannered German 70 year old great uncle calmly telling this joke to the whole table. I had never heard him tell a joke before. It's still one of my favourite jokes*]
A man wins the lottery after year...
A SEAL and his Sculpture
There was a Navy SEAL living undercover in the depths of Eastern Russia where they regularly hold ice sculpting competitions. He had been there for a while and was longing to liven up his stay there so he decided to enter the next one. There was a shop in town that he could buy sculpting supplies fr...
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