Stay In Shape Jokes - 10 Hilarious Stay In Shape Jokes

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

How does the Mona Lisa stay in shape.

Paint thinner.

"My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.

That would be a big step forward."

How do chess players stay in shape?

They lift rooks.

Haven't done any healthy activities during quarantine but still managed to stay in shape..

Unfortunately, the shape is potato.

My resolution for 2018 is to stay in shape

Lucky for me, round is a shape

How do comedians stay in shape?

They do set ups.

My grandmother finds it important to stay in shape, so she started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.

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Drugs in the Savanna

A rabbit is running in the forest when he sees he giraffe rolling a joint.

The rabbit stops and says to the giraffe:

- Giraffe, my friend, don't smoke this joint. Come run with me to stay in shape!

The giraffe pauses, thinks it over, and throws her joint to follow the rabbit. Sh...

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You know you're a Minnesotan Abroad if

You get weird looks if you ask for your pizza to be cut into squares.

You've gotten strange looks when you whipped out your Super America fuel card, your TCF Bank debit card, your Dunn Brothers gift card, or White Castle refillable cup at a gas station.

You're the only one in a t-shirt...

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