A family of staphylococci were at the hospital

Their son was very sick, and after a long wait for test results, the doctor came out to meet them.

“I understand your concern,” he said, “but your son is going to be fine. He’s just going through a phage.”

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Have you read the book about the guy who can only ejaculate a virus?

It's a classic coming-a-phage story.

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