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Which occupation is the most perverted?

Electrician - they’re always looking for strippers

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How are kinky, exotic, and perverted sex different?

Kinky is when you tickle your lover's ass with a feather.
Exotic is when you use the whole chicken.
Perverted is when your lover is the chicken

What's the difference between kinky & perverted & twisted?

Kinky's using a feather. Perverted's using the whole chicken & twisted's using the whole farm

What does a perverted frog say?

Rubbit.

What’s a perverted dentists favourite part of an appointment?

The cavity search

NSFW My music teacher was perverted...

He taught us how to Scale A Minor.

Did you hear about the perverted statistician?

Standard deviation wasn't enough for him.

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The Perverted Boss....

The boss at a small company was a very perverted guy. Everyone knew about it and usually kept their distance. The boss recently hired a new smoking hot secretary. Everyone told her to keep her distance from him but she wasn't fazed.



One day the boss told the secretary that he has kep...

Some people say it's sick & perverted to be a flasher...

...but I think it shows a lot of balls!

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I realised how perverted and wrong touching someone's butt is, but it was when i slapped a statue...

When i realised that i've hit rock bottom.

What do you call a perverted alligator?

A masturgator

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The difference between "sexy" and "perverted"...

Q: What's the difference between "sexy" and "perverted"?

A: It's sexy if a girl let's you watch while she's stimulating her nether parts with a feather. It becomes perverted if there's a bird still attached to the feather...

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This complete stranger PMed me out of nowhere and suggested we meet up in the forest and compare dick sizes!

The perverted fuck didn't even turn up.

[Long] Tom arrives home to find his notoriously perverted roommate Matt holding a packet of ice to his cheek.

Curious Tom pulls Matts hand away to find that the right side of his face is completely red and swollen.


"Goodness, what happened this time?" He asks.


"I met a hot girl at the bar with a perfect pair of 34 Es. She caught me sneaking a peak a few times." Matt replied.

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Why is the lentil perverted?

It was watching the chickpea.

Christians are all perverted freaks.

They're all waiting for the second coming of Christ.

What are perverted fish called?

Bottom feeders.

What do you call a perverted magician?

David Copafeel

I overheard an extremely perverted frog at the pond yesterday.

Kept saying "rubbit"

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