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What’s the difference between kinky and perverted?

Kinky is using a feather.

Perverted is using the whole chicken.

What’s a perverted frog say?

Rub it rub it rub it!

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Which occupation is the most perverted?

Electrician - they’re always looking for strippers

What’s a perverted dentists favourite part of an appointment?

The cavity search

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How are kinky, exotic, and perverted sex different?

Kinky is when you tickle your lover's ass with a feather.
Exotic is when you use the whole chicken.
Perverted is when your lover is the chicken

Did you hear about the perverted statistician?

Standard deviation wasn't enough for him.

Some people say it's sick & perverted to be a flasher...

...but I think it shows a lot of balls!

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I realised how perverted and wrong touching someone's butt is, but it was when i slapped a statue...

When i realised that i've hit rock bottom.

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The difference between "sexy" and "perverted"...

Q: What's the difference between "sexy" and "perverted"?

A: It's sexy if a girl let's you watch while she's stimulating her nether parts with a feather. It becomes perverted if there's a bird still attached to the feather...

What do you call a perverted alligator?

A masturgator

[Long] Tom arrives home to find his notoriously perverted roommate Matt holding a packet of ice to his cheek.

Curious Tom pulls Matts hand away to find that the right side of his face is completely red and swollen.


"Goodness, what happened this time?" He asks.


"I met a hot girl at the bar with a perfect pair of 34 Es. She caught me sneaking a peak a few times." Matt replied.

...

Why is the lentil perverted?

It was watching the chickpea.

Christians are all perverted freaks.

They're all waiting for the second coming of Christ.

What do you call a perverted magician?

David Copafeel

I overheard an extremely perverted frog at the pond yesterday.

Kept saying "rubbit"

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