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What's the difference between kinky and perverted?

A feather vs the whole chicken.
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What does a perverted ghost say?

Booooobs.
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Which occupation is the most perverted?

Electrician - they’re always looking for strippers

What’s a perverted dentists favourite part of an appointment?

The cavity search
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How are kinky, exotic, and perverted sex different?

Kinky is when you tickle your lover's ass with a feather.
Exotic is when you use the whole chicken.
Perverted is when your lover is the chicken

Did you hear about the perverted statistician?

Standard deviation wasn't enough for him.
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The difference between "sexy" and "perverted"...

Q: What's the difference between "sexy" and "perverted"?

A: It's sexy if a girl let's you watch while she's stimulating her nether parts with a feather. It becomes perverted if there's a bird still attached to the feather...

Christians are all perverted freaks.

They're all waiting for the second coming of Christ.
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What do you call a perverted alligator?

A masturgator
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What are perverted fish called?

Bottom feeders.
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Some people say it's sick & perverted to be a flasher...

...but I think it shows a lot of balls!
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Why is the lentil perverted?

It was watching the chickpea.
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The perverted pianist

A classy bar is holding auditions for musical numbers, when a somewhat disheveled man comes in and starts playing a beautiful number on the grand piano. The manager adores his performance, "Is that an original number? What is the name of that lovely piece?"


"Yeah, I wrote it," the man rep...

What do you call a perverted magician?

David Copafeel
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