Penalized Jokes

Either way you are getting fucked and early withdrawal is always penalized.

She kept getting penalized for hooking.

A man was playing 18 holes by himself. On the 15th tee he hooked his ball into some buttercups along the left of the fairway. Being an honorable man, he penalized himself one stroke and moved his ball out of the pretty flowers.

Then a fairy appeared. She said “Thank you for moving your ball o... read more