Did you hear about the indignant thief who was caught robbing a furniture store?
He claimed he was being penalised for merely taking a stand.
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Some facts of Zlatan Ibrahimovic:
1 - When he was 10 years old, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.
3 - One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
Arsenal - When Zlatan ...
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