The sun was shining, and the clouds were absent. During his walk, he discovers a man with 2 gorillas by his side. Dumbfounded, Tung asks, “I can’t help but notice you have 2 gorillas there. I was curious as to why.” The man looks up and exclaims “I’m selling them! 100 silver each.” Suspicious, yet i...
A man calls his doctor and says "I'd like to cancel my tomorrow's appointment."
The doctor replies:
- Well, in such a case it will not be refunded, as appointments need to be cancelled three days in advance if you want a refund.
- Can I have it rescheduled then?
- Yes. What do you think about 3:30 PM next Friday?
- That is all right.
- Thank y...
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A man see's a sign on a bar window "Win $1,000,000 - Details inside"
Curiosity peaked, he enters the bar and asks the bartender what's required to win the million.
"Ah, that?" The bartender casually replied, offering a challenging smirk. "It requires the completion of 3 tasks I believe to be impossible. It brought in a lot of business when I first put ...
I asked the shopkeeper if he thought I should be refunded for my faulty abacus
He told me not to count on it.