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Paver Jokes

A woman was killed after walking in front of a street paver.

It was her own dumb asphalt.

Hey, did you hear about the road paver who got fired?

He couldn't even.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A Scotsman is drinking heavily in a bar.

He's really throwing them back. And looks very upset. The bartender asks him what's wrong.

Scotsman says "I crossed a bridge on my way here. I helped build that bridge. Do they call me bridge builder? No! The road this pub is on. I helped pave it. Do they call me road paver? No! This very pu...

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