A middle school class went on a field trip to the construction site.
Suddenly, a worker falls to his death from the roof of an unfinished building. Because of this, the school decided to hold an accident prevention class. The teacher asks:
"Children, how do you think, why did that man fall?"
"He was standing too close to the edge of the roof!" - said L...
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Two vaginas are having a conversation
The first one asks : "I've heard you can't orgasm, is that really true?"
The second one replies : "Not at all! The ones saying that are just badmouthing me..."
Billy the ant scientist.
Once there was a mad scientist named Billy obsessed with experimenting on ants. For the this he earned the nickname "Ant billy" Billy ant" or "that weird ant dude" or variations there of and was generally considered a laughingstock of the town.
Determined to not be such a goddamn failure anym...