My friend Jose suffers from panic attacks. He was recently involved in a car accident.

I don't wanna sound racist, but His panic attacks are getting worse.

I have severe pharmaphobia that causes panic attacks.

I wept openly when my doctor wrote me a prescription for it.

I had to give up using the work carpool as I got panic attacks every time we drove through a tunnel.

I have carpool tunnel syndrome.

A lady and her husband arr at the hospital to give birth to their baby

Just before the operation, she starts to get panic attacks due to stories she's heard of the immense pain. The doctors offer an alternative solution.

Doctor: "We've procured a machine that transfers the pain felt by the mother to the father. But be warned, the pain will be like nothing you've...

My father's friend died in an car accident.

My father took me to his friend's funeral even though I didn't knew anyone of the people who attended that funeral. Few moments later a gentleman stood beside me and said,

Man- Hey kid, enjoy your life to your fullest and never give up in your life. These are the days which you'll remember y...

Trump and I take Xanax for different reasons.

I take them for *my* panic attacks; he takes them for hispanic attacks.

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

Hispanic Attacks

Why does the american border patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop hispanic attacks.

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