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Pacific Islander Jokes

What do you call an assault by a Pacific Islander?

Hawaiian Punch

Why did the pacific islander go back to mcDonalds?

To get Samoa chips.

I had a Pacific Islander friend who was into white chicks.

When I asked him why, he simply replied:
“Poly want a cracker!”

Pacific Islanders are some the greediest people I've met!

Every time I give them something, they always end up wanting Samoa!

The U.S. congress has passed a massive budget to salvage a sunken vessel last year, today they announced their result

The U.S. navy believes it may have discovered the wreckage of the nation’s military submarine, Squalus, which disappeared a century ago off the coast of Isles of Shoals.

A navy mine hunter reportedly made a “contact of interest” while conducting an underwater search for Squalus. The contact w...

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