A farmer accidentally overcooked his, one of a kind, psychic cow

He now has a rare medium well done

The chef overcooked the beef...

it was a misteak!

I went to a vegan BBQ

I thought the Vegan was overcooked

My neighbors came around the neighborhood this morning with flyers complaining about how someone stole their delivered dinner from their front stoop last night.

If you ask me, it feels like an overreaction for some poorly seasoned vegetables, overcooked salmon, and the lemon-tinged green beans, all of which had already gone cold anyway.

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Restaurant Order

A resident in a hotel breakfast room called the waiter to his table.

"I want two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked it's runny, and the other so overcooked, it's tough and hard to eat. Also, give me some grilled bacon that has been left on the plate to get cold; burnt toast that crumbles...

What do you call a black jew?

Overcooked

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