One eyed guy goes fishing without any word or notice to his wife. Has a great trip, comes home sunburnt with a cooler full of fish fillets. Wife meets him at the door, screaming, "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU DIDN'T SEE ME FOR TWO DAYS?!". Guy answers without thinking, "That'd be freakin' GREAT!".
So the rest of that night, he doesn't see her. Next day, doesn't see her. Third day? He finally sees her.
She says "So, smart ass? How was that?"
He says, "Punch me again, it was better when I was all swollen and couldn't see you."