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Orange County Jokes

Why does Orange County hate r/jokes?

Because r/jokes doesn't appreciate OC.

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A Canadian drove into the US in hopes of visiting Orange County.

He stopped at the first gas station he saw and asked the attendant for directions.

“Orange County?!” exclaimed the attendant. “You’re in fucking New York! Get out of my station, you crazy son of a bitch.”

The Canadian left, puzzled by the attendant’s impoliteness. He decided to drive ...

A woman (Orange County Ca. )brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon...

As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.


After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."


The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I am ...

Woke up in California today

Now I know why they call it, *Orange County*

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