A guy with bright blue, green and orange color hair was standing at a bus stop.
Few moments later along came Old Seymour, stood near him and kept staring at him hard. Annoyed by the stares the guy asked him, "What's up old man! Never done something wild?" To this Seymour replied, "Yeah,I fucked a chicken once and I'm wondering if you are my son."
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A visit to the doctor
A man goes to see his doctor about a symptom he's noticed recently.
"Doc, I think something's wrong with my penis. It has a distinctly orange color to it lately."
"Well, have you been tested for any STDs?"
"Yes - all the results were clear, so that can't be it."