A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a post card in his hand.
The old man said, "Sir, I'm sorry to bother you but could you address this post card for me? My arthritis is acting up today and I can't even hold a pen."
"Certainly sir," said the younger man, "I'd be glad to." He wrote out the address and also agreed to write a short message and sign the...
One of the Secret Service agents was tempted by the delicious muffin on the president's office desk, as he slowly reached out to take a bite, the other agent stopped him and said:
Dog in the front yard
There is a dog in the neighbours front yard sitting at an office desk, filling in forms, typing on a laptop and answering the phone.
The neighbour yells out, "I don't want your damn dog doing his business on my lawn!"
Once Stalin had notice he had lost his briefcase.
He immediately called Beria, the head of the NKVD: "Comrade Beria, I have lost my briefcase. You must find it at once!". Later that night, as Stalin returned home, he noticed his briefcase lying on his office desk. Accepting his mistake he called Beria once again "Comrade Beria, I must ask you to ca...