I just can't pronounce `Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn`, but I'm trying to do better -

I just signed up for an online course called `Hooked on Cthonics`

How does Cthulhu wear a tie?

With an Eldritch knot.

“I serve the Old Ones.” “Cthulhu and Alala?” “No, Ricoh and Canon.”

My dad was a copy machine tech and he was talking to a colleague (Bob) who had been working on this machine. Bob was trying to slide out this chip or RAM or something and cut his finger open on one of the sharp parts. My dad laughed and said “You know that model doesn’t work without the proper blood...

Want to hear a Cthulhu joke?

Never mind, it's an old one.

What is H.P. Lovecraft's favorite streaming service?

ctHULhU

What is Cthulhu's favorite cookbook?

The NecroNomNomNom!

H.P. Lovecraft just signed up for netflix...

Next he'll get Cthulhu.

My friend Steve was looking to rent a house.

Steve's wealthy, so he had two realtors competing to lease him their latest properties. The first realtor opened his pitch bragging about the laundry list of folks who had rented property from him.
"I've rented out properties to Buddha himself, to four Norse gods, even Christ and a few of his dis...

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