Why is it ok to hack Cthulhu in as a recruitable hero in a fantasy RTS to defeat the orcs?
Because all's fair in Lovecraft and Warcraft.
How does Cthulhu wear a tie?
With an Eldritch knot.
What is H.P. Lovecraft's favorite streaming service?
Want to hear a Cthulhu joke?
Never mind, it's an old one.
My friend Steve was looking to rent a house.
Steve's wealthy, so he had two realtors competing to lease him their latest properties. The first realtor opened his pitch bragging about the laundry list of folks who had rented property from him. "I've rented out properties to Buddha himself, to four Norse gods, even Christ and a few of his dis...
H.P. Lovecraft just signed up for netflix...
Next he'll get Cthulhu.
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All divine beings gather for an emergency meeting
The gods take their time, but one by one everyone is in attendance around a long, dark table on a well-lit cloud.
Yahweh is at the head of the table, simply dressed and glowing. Satan sat at the other end, dressed in a casual suit and a trench coat, a cigarette in hand.