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Cthulhu Jokes

How does Cthulhu wear a tie?

With an Eldritch knot.

Want to hear a Cthulhu joke?

Never mind, it's an old one.

“I serve the Old Ones.” “Cthulhu and Alala?” “No, Ricoh and Canon.”

My dad was a copy machine tech and he was talking to a colleague (Bob) who had been working on this machine. Bob was trying to slide out this chip or RAM or something and cut his finger open on one of the sharp parts. My dad laughed and said “You know that model doesn’t work without the proper blood...

Why is it ok to hack Cthulhu in as a recruitable hero in a fantasy RTS to defeat the orcs?

Because all's fair in Lovecraft and Warcraft.

What is H.P. Lovecraft's favorite streaming service?

ctHULhU

My friend Steve was looking to rent a house.

Steve's wealthy, so he had two realtors competing to lease him their latest properties. The first realtor opened his pitch bragging about the laundry list of folks who had rented property from him.
"I've rented out properties to Buddha himself, to four Norse gods, even Christ and a few of his dis...

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