Two old Norwegians, Sven and Oli, were drinking coffee one morning and complaining about farming....
Two old Norwegians, Sven and Oli, were drinking coffee one morning and complaining about farming. Sven complained of the costs of fertilizer, and Oli asked why he didn't just use the nightsoil from his outhouse? Sven said, "Ya, well I used to, but I really hate shoveling it all out."
Now, O...
If being a 23 year old Norwegian swimwear model has taught me anything
It’s that catfishing is surprisingly easy online
How to Catch a Polar Bear
There is an old Norwegian hunting trick passed down from generation to generation. It has been used to catch the mighty polar bear for generations. The hunter begins by digging a hole in the ice, 5 feet deep and 5 feet wide. The hunter then fills the hole with frozen snow peas. Then he waits. The p...
The Bank Robber and the Norwegian
A hooded robber burst into a Kansas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.
On his way out the door, a brave Kansas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robber's face.
The robber shot the customer without a moment’s hesitation.
He then lo...
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