O Negative Jokes - 6 Hilarious O Negative Jokes

I just got a blood test. Was told my blood type is O negative? Do you know what that means?

Means I can donate blood to anyone in the world...who also has aids.

(Stolen from Anthony jeselniks’s standup special)

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Another vampire joke.

3 vampires walk into a blood bar.

The 1st vampire looks at the bartender and says "I'll have your finest cup of blood, type O negative please." The bartender happily obliges.

The 2nd vampire then places his order. "One mug of AB positive, with extra plasma please!" The bartender once a...

A young man walks up to the bar and sits down next to a young blonde woman.

As he sits down the 10 o’clock news comes on. The news team were at the scene of a man who was preparing to jump from a tall building.

The blonde looks over to the man and asks “Do you think he’ll do it?”.

The man answers “Yes, I think he probably will. In fact I’m willing to make a be...

Three vampires walk into a bar...

Three vampires walk into a bar.

Bartender: what'll you have?

Vampire 1: I'll have an A positive

Vampire 2: I'll have an O negative

Vampire 3: just a plasma for me

Bartender: Ok, let me make sure: that's two bloods and blood light?

It's not my fault that I hate typing mistakes, it's in my blood

I'm type O negative.

What is a vampire’s favorite band?

Type O Negative

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