My 4 yr Old son said "Daddy, why do people make up things that their children have said for social media?
Isn't it just inherently dishonest and indicative of inability to construct a compelling narrative themselves? "
Ps: This sub in a nutshell
What's an acorn ?
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
Twitter in a nutshell
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
My son looked up from his homework and asked me, "Dad, what’s an acorn?" I smiled and explained...
"Well, in a nutshell, it’s an oak tree!"
What's 2020 in a nutshell?
The bank security kicking you out for NOT wearing a mask.
The Trump Years in a Nutshell
2016: Trump doesn't stand a chance. 2017: Trump's still trying? 2018: "Hey, are you guys going to watch the hunger games tonight? I hope my district wins"
Religion in a nutshell.
A ship, sailing past a small island spots a man who'd been stranded there for several years. The captain goes ashore to rescue the man and notices 3 huts.
"What's the first hut?" He asks.
"Oh, that's my home." The man answers.
"What's the second hut?" The captain asks.
"O...
Spiders in a nutshell
Scientist 1: This spider has long legs, so let’s call it long legs
Scientist 2: Not kinky enough
Eu in a nutshell
"I am hungary"
"Maybe you should czech the fridge."
"I am russian to the kitchen."
"Is there any turkey?"
"We have some, but its covered in Greece"
"Ew,there's norway I'd eat that!"
Social media in a nutshell
Instagram: "I'm so pretty" LinkedIn: "I'm so good at my job" Twitter: "I'm so funny" Snapchat: "I'm a dog"
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Highschool in a nutshell
Art: *draws dicks everywhere*
Biology: "mighty mitochondria... The powerhouse of the cell"
Chemistry: feelslikeamethlabman.jpg
English: "conjunction junction what's your function?"
Health: "here's STD-infected genitalia, now everybody take condoms"
History: *insert...
Legendary Skins in a Nutshell
Blizzard: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
Blizzard: Legendary Skins.
Me: I don't get it.
Blizzard: Exactly
Well away from the muffins...
My aunt Sara is someone who has an excellent sense of humor. In a nutshell, my aunt is a lady in her sixties who uses the fact that she loves cakes and is overweight... to make fun of herself. One of the most delightful conversations i had with her was when i met her at the bus stop one day and she ...
Blondes is a nutshell
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
If you were to describe me in a nutshell...
... it would probably be in a fetal position pushing against the sides hoping that the shell would break.
Gambling is like eating a bowl of pistachios
If you get a good pistachio, you want another good one If you get a bad one, you want a good one even more And that’s gambling for you in a nutshell
I went for a job interview today, when the interviewer asked, "Can you tell me about your previous work experience, in a nutshell?"
I responded, "I've never worked in a nutshell."
Federal Budget
*Tonight's Federal Budget in a nutshell*: "We know that most of you are poor, but if you vote for us, you'll be slightly less poor for a few weeks, but then after a while, you'll just be poor again and we'll still be in power for another 4 years."
Sperm...
Is just life in a nutshell
What is an acorn?
It's an oak tree, in a nutshell.
Hahah my friend told me this. Credits to him.
What do you call it when you hate when people use idioms, but you yourself still use them?
Irony in a nutshell.
Doctor: “I’m afraid that it was a severe allergy that led to you suffering an anaphylactic shock.”
Patient: “Enough medical mumbo-jumbo doc. Just give it to me in a nutshell.”
You know when you open a pistachio and it's empty inside?
That's getting to know me, in a nutshell.
How do you sum up a cashew?
In a nutshell!
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