Me: Your going to have to wait 10-12 business days for us to sort that out.
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Why are strip clubs closed at night on Nov 3rd?
Because that's when the polls close.
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If Trump wins on Nov. 8th....
will his wife be called "The Third Lady"?
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If you would have told me on Nov. 10 2016 that the Trump presidency would end with the economy failing and the country dying..
I would have totally believed you.
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An amazing coincidence happens every year in India
14th Feb Valentines day. 9 months later, 14th Nov Children's day.
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Older men scam
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.
A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, ...
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Mr. Waetherman's tips to combating boredom.
Mr. and Mrs. Weatherman are retired. Mrs. Weatherman insists that Mr. Weatherman go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets bored with all the shopping. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Weatherman loves to browse. Here's a letter sent to her from the store:
Dear Mrs. Weatherman, Ov...
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Dear Midwest Diary...
Aug. 1
Moved to our new home in Chicago. It is so beautiful here.
The city is so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it covered
with snow. I LOVE IT HERE!
Oct. 14
Chicago is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are
turning all different colo...
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