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What do you call a northern Irish hunger strike?

A Bel Fast

A joke for (and by) Northern Irish people.

Made from two redditors' comments on the death of Paisley.

"Thatcher and Paisley within 18 months of each other; somewhere in West Belfast there's a bloke wondering what his third wish should be."

This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

The Bouncer

An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, ...

This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

An Irishman walks into a bar...

An Irishman arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered around the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was already homesick. โ€œNo,โ€ replied the Irishman โ€œIโ€™ve lost all me luggage!โ€ โ€œHowโ€™d that happen?โ€ โ€œThe cork fell out!โ€ said the Irishman.

An Irish p...

What do we want?

A Northern Irish accent!

When do we want it?

Noy!

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