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Non Existent Jokes

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I was complaining to my wife about our non existent sex life.

Zero fucks were given.

Due to the non existent atmosphere on the moon, the american flag is by now completely white.

Great, now everyone thinks the French were the first...

I like my girlfriend like I like my will to live

Non existent

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

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